Welcome to the HEIST.

Call me Isabella :3
I'm currently 20
single. (always)
I'm not too interesting but if you wanna get to know me just go ahead and shoot me an ask ;3

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
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lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

4 days ago on September 26th, 2014 | J | 145,084 notes

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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dutchster:

lohanthony:

5 am is a time for self love

gotta get rid of that morning wood

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absolute-disney:

Disney gifs here

absolute-disney:

Disney gifs here

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drunknight:

INSTAGRAM

drunknight:

INSTAGRAM
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fm:

this tumblr holiday thing is getting out of hand

fm:

this tumblr holiday thing is getting out of hand

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animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

4 days ago on September 26th, 2014 | J | 60,507 notes
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